Old Sayings - It may not apply to you?

I used to have a sign over my computer that read 'Old dogs can learn new tricks', but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks do I want to learn. Wouldn't it just be easier to be outdated.



You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.



Now I'm getting older I take health supplements: Geranium, Dandelion, passionflower, hibiscus. I feel great, and when I pee, I experience the fresh scent of potpourri.



If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.



I think that when a woman reaches an age she likes she should stick to it.



Age is a number - mine is unlisted.



I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience.



I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in the mirror and see and old bast**d and I realise it's me.
Old Sayings - It may not apply to you?
WOWZA! those r very original
Reply:You must have the same type of mirror as me,Time to stop looking at it.
Reply:"I`m not 40 i`m 18 with 22 years experience."



Love it..........my new motto in life!
Reply:errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm

is this ment 2 be funny

cuz it really isnt

errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:hahaha I enjoyed those. I have a problem with my mirror also. lmao §



Mirror, mirror on the wall

Do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring right

To make my clothes look too darn tight?

I think I'm fine but I can see

You won't cooperate with me,

The way you let the shadows play

You'd think my hair was getting gray.

What's that, you say? A double chin?

No, that's the way the light comes in,

If you persist in peering so

You'll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you're not hanging straight

You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,

I'm really quite upset with you

For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise

O, look what's happened to my thighs!

I warn you now, O mirrored wall,

Since we're not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans

You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
Reply:I looked in the mirror a while back and nearly jumped out of my skin when I saw my Mums' face there.
Reply:wow



u certainly have a nice sence of humour



age gracefully

eye blush