Monday, January 30, 2012

How can I do my gardening without bending over??

it's just that my next-door-neighbour is getting so nasty to me ever since I began to pull up my weeds- but her husband takes an unhealthy interest in my geraniums- any suggestions on how I can rectify this sensitive topic??
How can I do my gardening without bending over??
R u kidding, I put on the show just to p*ss the jealous wives....it's a sport for me!
Reply:Attach a wooden handle to all your tools to give extra length
Reply:Either ask someone else to do it for you, or use an equipment that would help you to do the gardening without bending down... ^_^



Or if this is possible, do the gardening when he is not around... High fence helps too. Take care.
Reply:Get rid of the geraniums.
Reply:Put up a privacy fence
Reply:buy tools with long arms
Reply:Get a kneeling mat,,,or use her husband get him to do it for you if hes that interested,,,,,Use him,,,
Reply:Put "purdah" a type of cover-all, which is used by some Muslim ladies and do your gardening.
Reply:Have someone else do it.
Reply:Make yourself raised flower beds 12ft long 3ft wide sit in a chair to weed, turn the soil or plant new flowers.

Also put a higher fence between you and your nosey neighbours. You can get some nice willow withies 6ft high.
Reply:I think you've done enough "rectifying". Now just get on your knees!!! lol
Reply:Hi there are gardening tools specially made for people with disabilities and those who cannot bend over- you could get some of them and this will help you not bend over whilst gardening.

alternatively have some raised flower beds made this again will prevent you bending over.- failing that- get a taller fence so that your neighbour cant see you gardening!!!!
Reply:You could try uphill gardening.
Reply:wear more than a thong

do it sitting on a skate board

squat
Reply:You can't. Wear something revealing, his wife will notice and ban him from the yard while you are out there.
Reply:let your geraniums hang out darl bet his wife has saggy plums thats why he's looking at yours xxx
Reply:Plant window boxes!!
Reply:You'll have to have your Geraniums out if you come to live with me as per your previous question!
Reply:Do your best to be modest while your out gardening. I sit while weeding. Of course, sometimes I have to get on my knees and reach. I periodically do a body check to make sure I'm not revealing all too much. Sometimes when your working hard and in to what your doing (which is what gardening is all about...therapy), you just don't care. Don't worry about your neighbor...that's her problem and his! If you catch him staring improperly, ask him to knock it off...um..politely.
Reply:Do your gardening in a Moo Moo
Reply:get a pony

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