My goat just ate next doors prize geraniums, HELP !?

The lady will do me unless I come up with a good excuse.



Got any believable ones?



Best one gets the ten points.



(and maybe the goat)
My goat just ate next doors prize geraniums, HELP !?
offer her some "alone" time with the billy goat....and then you and I can have some "alone" time together.....and we will all be happy.....
Reply:Offer her some goat curry
Reply:ohhhhhhhhh my pigs did the same , went across a main highway and ate there vegetables out the garden , i say fess up .. our animals get us in the **** sometimes ,,they are worse than kids sometimes lol ..

the goat did it ,,or im in deep doody xx
Reply:Buy some more and when she's not looking plant them. If she asks give her your most adorable innocent little boy look and say "I dunno." And smile. She'll spank you, you'll have a good time, then give her your goat. Tell her your goat wants to play with hers. Baaaaaa!!
Reply:Nothing you can do now. Its done. Go buy some geraniums say you are sorry and replace them for her.
Reply:My goat ate it